7 Myths About Women Debunked
This weekend’s edition of Doc’s Phreaking Weekend Tips will dispel some common myths about women and dating women. Many of us heard these things though the media and of course from other guys. What you may not realize is guys give one another shitty advice as a attic and defense mechanism so let’s set the record straight.
The 3 Day Rule is Total Bullshit
Somewhere along the line you heard this stupid rule about waiting 3 days to call her back after getting her number. This rule was designed in theory to not make you sound desperate. This rule was invented by idiots who obviously have no idea about women. If she likes you enough to give you her number, she deserves a call back. But don’t get too creepy and leave her 52 voicemails.
Fear of Commitment
Many women will tell you that they don’t like to deal with men who are “afraid of commitment.” What you need to know is they are just as much afraid of commitment as you are. Men think that women spend all their time scheming up ways to trap them into a relationship or marriage. But many women are just as happy being autonomous and independent, just ask Beyonce. Many women would love to keep their options open just in case that CK underwear model turns out to be straight and single.
No matter what you look like, how rich you are, or who you are, all women love flattering comments. As long as when you are hitting on them, you are not super creepy about it, show a little respect and be as polite as possible your advances will be received pleasurably. Many men are faked into believing women only want to be hit on by hot guys so they never take their shots. Truth is women don’t want to be hit on by overaggressive douchebags who machine gun fire on every X chromosome with a pulse. Think of an adorable Pomeranian verses adorable Pomeranian humping your leg. Sincerity is required when paying compliments.
She’s Hot so She’s Taken
This one is super easy, never assume because a women is smokin’ hot she must be taken. Many of the hottest women have issues dating because dudes are always assuming they are spoken for. Two things to remember. She is never spoken for until she tells you, she maybe looking for an upgrade. Hotness is not a true measurement for “high maintenance.”
The Porn Collection
Believe it or not you are not the only person who thinks two women having sex is hot. If she hasn’t tried it, I can guarantee you that the thought has crossed her mind of what it would be like to kiss a pair of Chanel no. 207 shiny red lips. She wants to watch your porn collection with you, you just have to strategies the right moment to bust it out.
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Daddy’s Little Girl
Not all women are as innocent as they seem. You can never spend too much time in the erogenous zones: neck, breast, and clitoris should be like the local all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet. Check in and stay awhile. If you truly love them and the love is mutual, there is nothing too dirty that you can say to them during sex. And if you think the foreplay is enough, you are WRONG. Use a little Kentucky windage and check your calculations. As a rule, a high society man always doubles it at a minimum.
The Stick and Move
It is a myth that women want a serious relationship with every man they are with. Women enjoy the noncommittal relationship just as much as men. The only problem is that women are sometimes too self-conscious of judgement and will not admit to this as openly as a man would. Don’t be afraid to speak openly about it with her, it is okay to be Mr. “Right Now.” Don’t get your panties in a bunch if she does the reverse cowgirl on you and says to roll on. Count your blessings and get the fuck out of Dodge. And if you are brave, ask her if her sister or best friend if they are available.
That’s 7 of the 7,000 myths about women, we have 6,993 more to go. Check back later at High Society Man for more myths, tips, and tricks (payment maybe required).